An Umbrella, a Sasquatch, and Indecision

That deep cleansing breath you need, but just cannot seem to grasp.  That malevolent slave master lynching your limbic system and paralyzing every muscle in your body, the very moment you need to make a move. The sadistic Oz behind the curtain of our every day struggles.

Have you considered the impact umbrellas, Sasquatch, and Indecision have on your every day life?

Whether you have, or have not, listen to today’s episode of LoopholesOnLife to discover the proven 3-step methodology for overcoming indecision!

Otherwise, listen to today’s episode to engage in the heated debate on other key decision points of your life – from the car to your bedroom. From The Notebook to Rambo.

Leave the show knowing, with certainty, that Truffle Hunters, Scat Sniffers, and Sasquatch do indeed exist.

 

 

The Unenviable Life of Washing Machines, and Materialism

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Materialism is a disease that has infested society since the dawn of time… It is important we work to recognize how it shapes the lives of ourselves and our loved ones.

It is also important to pay homage to your appliances which work ever so hard for you as the unsung heroes behind the scenes in your daily grind.

Have you considered the Unenviable Life of Washing Machines, and Materialism?

If you have, you probably should have done this podcast first…

If not… let’s consider the mystical and magnificent roles that both have in our day to day lives together!

 

 

 

The Mysterious Culture of Canada, Swingers, and FEAR!

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Why does the “Star Spangled Banner” play for the winner of the National Anthem Olympics?

How is Canadian wine? What is “the trade”? Where do almonds grow?

…and when a well-dressed creep asks for a raw steak on a cold plate… how does he tip?

Have you experienced the mysteries
of Canada, Swingers, or
Fear?

If not… more mysteries are to come!

If so… no need to relive these questionable memories!  Buuuut, if you must, might as well do so with your friends Stan and Stitch in this episode of Loopholes on Life!