October 2019 – Loopholes on Life

As the elation of free candy and sugar-highs fade, a bitter aftertaste of social confusion and fear ensues… Is there another holiday which conjures up a stronger emotional dichotomy than Halloween?!

Conjure up the kid in you and unpack these memories with us, as Stitch’s son Jax (also famously known as “Steve”) joins his favorite podcast for the first time!

Learn first hand from an eight year old:

How a single Halloween decoration ruined a young boy’s favorite holiday!
How 2 horrific tales from different families BOTH involve a “Tree Guy”!
How an epic deal involving podcasts and cucumbers was made!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!
“I like talking… but not too much. Dad always frustrates me!”

“Focus on your finger and making the world a better place.”
You, or someone you know!

Within the reminiscent whisper of retrospect, one can reflect on the timeless truths we’ve heard over, and over, and over, and over again.

We hear them. We say them. We, sadly, all too often ignore them.

Perhaps you’ve heard: “A stitch in time saves nine.”?

Well friends, a Stitch and Stan combined can save even more!

Honor your grandma’s wisdom and hear us out!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!
“You’re like a Chinese Mel Brooks, Stitch. I love it!
You’re like Confucius at a comedy club.”

“Have you heard the proverb “a stitch in time saves nine?'”
~”I don’t know what it means, but they underestimate my number!”
You, or someone you know!