“The Lobby for Hobbies, and against Circumcision!” #129

We’re Lobbying for Hobbyists around the world!

Think about the things you are passionate about and actively pursue. Now, think about the things you are passionate about yet make no time for at all.  Finally, think about the fleeting feeling you had as you considered each of those scenarios, and how infinitely different they were.

Modern society seems to applaud the ‘busy little beaver’ approach to a productive day… but maybe with a subtle change or two, we can have a more rewarding life.

Maybe it’s time to pursue a little more investment of time in YOU!!

Great hobbies are forever, and thankfully… circumcisions do not make the cut!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“Someone would open the door and I would hide my G.I. Joes like I was scurrying to cover up a crime scene!”

“When you convince yourself something is a hobby that isn’t a hobby, you’ve made a hobby out of manipulating yourself.”

“‘Imagine circumcision at this age, four guys come in like ‘Stitch, we’re going to cut part of your penis off…’
…’It would take four guys to get that foreskin!'”

You, or someone you know

#129 “Lobby for Hobbies, and against Circumcision!”

Loopholes on Life
Loopholes on Life
#129 "Lobby for Hobbies, and against Circumcision!"
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Think about the things you are passionate about and actively pursue. Now, think about the things you are passionate about yet make no time for at all.  Finally, think about the fleeting feeling you had as you considered each of those scenarios, and how infinitely different they were.

Modern society seems to applaud the ‘busy little beaver’ approach to a productive day… but maybe with a subtle change or two, we can have a more rewarding life.

Maybe it’s time to pursue a little more YOU time!!

Great hobbies are forever, and thankfully… circumcisions do not make the cut!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“Someone would open the door and I would hide my G.I. Joes like I was scurrying to cover up a crime scene!”

“When you convince yourself something is a hobby that isn’t a hobby, you’ve made a hobby out of manipulating yourself.”

“‘Imagine circumcision at this age, four guys come in like ‘Stitch, we’re going to cut part of your penis off…’
…’It would take four guys to get that foreskin!'”

You, or someone you know

“A Spooky Surprise!” A young kid’s breakdown of Halloween! #SE01

As the elation of free candy and sugar-highs fade, a bitter aftertaste of social confusion and fear ensues… Is there another holiday which conjures up a stronger emotional dichotomy than Halloween?!

Conjure up the kid in you and unpack these memories with us, as Stitch’s son Jax (also famously known as “Steve”) joins his favorite podcast for the first time!

Learn first hand from an eight year old:

  • How a single Halloween decoration ruined a young boy’s favorite holiday!
  • How 2 horrific tales from different families BOTH involve a “Tree Guy”!
  • How an epic deal involving podcasts and cucumbers was made!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“I like talking… but not too much. Dad always frustrates me!”

“Focus on your finger and making the world a better place.”

You, or someone you know!

#SE01 “A Spooky Surprise!” a young kid’s breakdown of Halloween!

Loopholes on Life
Loopholes on Life
#SE01 "A Spooky Surprise!" a young kid's breakdown of Halloween!
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As the elation of free candy and sugar-highs fade, a bitter aftertaste of social confusion and fear ensues… Is there another holiday which conjures up a stronger emotional dichotomy than Halloween?!

Conjure up the kid in you and unpack these memories with us, as Stitch’s son Jax (also famously known as “Steve”) joins his favorite podcast for the first time!

Learn first hand from an eight year old:

  • How a single Halloween decoration ruined a young boy’s favorite holiday!
  • How 2 horrific tales from different families BOTH involve a “Tree Guy”!
  • How an epic deal involving podcasts and cucumbers was made!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“I like talking… but not too much. Dad always frustrates me!”

“Focus on your finger and making the world a better place.”

You, or someone you know!

“The Eiffel Tower & Foie Gras vs. Sebastian & your Hometown!” #110

There are infinite uncertainties in life, BUT, for these four things: your position is unshakeable! For these four things: your perspective is undebatable! In fact, your opinion is not only formed but so fully matured that it has spawned subjective ideas of its own…for these four things!

Emotional Facts + Controversial Opinions =
the sweet elixir for modern-age debates,
good podcasts, and great wars.

Let the PEOPLE and TEMPERAMENTS RISE!
Let the TOWERS and TEARS FALL!!
For better or worse, these four things are going to hit close to home!

The Eiffel Tower.
Foie Gras.
Disney’s Sebastian.
and YOUR HOMETOWN!

And let the infinity war continue!

“GOTTA HEAR ITS!”
>>”do you ever think about the goat when you eat goat cheese?”
>>”Sebastian was a lobster man.”
>>”There’s no minute story about a tiger or lion bro!”

You, or, Someone You Know!



#110 “The Eiffel Tower & Foies Gras vs. Sebastian & your Home Town!”

Loopholes on Life
Loopholes on Life
#110 "The Eiffel Tower & Foies Gras vs. Sebastian & your Home Town!"
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There are infinite uncertainties in life, BUT, for these four things: your position is unshakeable! For these four things: your perspective is undebatable! In fact, your opinion is not only formed but so fully matured that it has spawned subjective ideas of its own…for these four things!

Emotional Facts + Controversial Opinions =
the sweet elixir for modern-age debates,
good podcasts, and great wars.

Let the PEOPLE and TEMPERAMENTS RISE!
Let the TOWERS and TEARS FALL!!
For better or worse, these four things are going to hit close to home!

The Eiffel Tower.
Foie Gras.
Disney’s Sebastian.
and YOUR HOMETOWN!

And let the infinity war continue!

“GOTTA HEAR ITS!”
>>”do you ever think about the goat when you eat goat cheese?”
>>”Sebastian was a lobster man.”
>>”There’s no minute story about a tiger or lion bro!”

You, or, Someone You Know!
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