#127 “Oh, When the STRESS Comes Marching In!”

#127 “Oh, When the STRESS Comes Marching In!”
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NO VACANCY!! The romance of a long weekend’s escape occupies the only room you had left in the anticipation apartment.

As the days come marching in, your heart beat seems to synchronize with the rhythms of a Bourbon Street celebration.  You are prepared to depart for a family wedding in New Orleans and to arrive in the middle of a good time. 

But first, you must fit a week of work into two days… and, oh yeah, you are bringing your 8 and 6 year old children with you… and, oh yeah, those kids are carrying cartoon-themed luggage as well as strep-throat…

Stress.  

We associate it to the bad times, but too often let it snake its way into the special ones.

So, today we ask… How do we minimize stress to maximize the moments that matter most?!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

…then, after everyone is celebrating you for great speeches, smiles, high-fives, and hugs… you get strep-throat yourself, and have to carry around two 50lbs bags and a couple of kids all the way from Bourbon Street to Ohio.

You, or someone you know

Bonus Content:
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> Let the mysteries of constipation flow through you
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“The Untapped Spirits of Gin, Aliens, and Intuition!” #114


Reading, Writing, Arithmetic…? Naw, we can squeeze more out of our time on this rock my friends!!

Can you go sooo LEFT BRAINED
that you end up in your RIGHT MIND!?!

It is about time we find out.

Let’s explore the wonderful world of intuition, together!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“I guess gin is my ‘go-to’, but I don’t like it.
It’s kinda like the girl you date because she’s safe.”

“Intuition isn’t an intelligence thing. It’s a gut thing.
Roam around my gut for a day, it’s the least intelligent thing.”

“How would you respond if he leans in and asks:
‘hey Stitch, can you believe that guy believes in aliens?'”
…”can you believe that aliens believe in you?”

You, or, Someone You Know!

#114 “The Untapped Spirits of Gin, Aliens, and Intuition!”

#114 “The Untapped Spirits of Gin, Aliens, and Intuition!”
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Reading, Writing, Arithmetic…? Naw, we can squeeze more out of our time on this rock my friends!!

Can you go sooo LEFT BRAINED
that you end up in your RIGHT MIND!?!

It is about time we find out.

Let’s explore the wonderful world of intuition, together!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

“I guess gin is my ‘go-to’, but I don’t like it.
It’s kinda like the girl you date because she’s safe.”

“Intuition isn’t an intelligence thing. It’s a gut thing.
Roam around my gut for a day, it’s the least intelligent thing.”

“How would you respond if he leans in and asks:
‘hey Stitch, can you believe that guy believes in aliens?'”
…”can you believe that aliens believe in you?”

You, or, Someone You Know!

“The Origins of MAGNETISM (and Stitch)!” #112

Friendships. Relationships. Any-ships.

ALL SHIPS are given sail by means of an unseen sea
of seemingly majestic ebbs and flows.

It forms the bonds that pull;
it forged from poles that bind.

From the moment Mother Yin and Father Yang first lovingly united in their division, Polarity was born… and with it, a means to feel the invisible connectivity and infinite possibility between us all: Magnetism!

Or, said another way, checkout Creation explained by Stitch to his children (as per Stan’s request in the pod, as Magnetism gets an important shoutout!)

“Infinity Backwards” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZBH5zKTmA

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

 >> “Do you know how to milk cat?!”
>> “You tell your story by beginning with 155 beautiful women, and then you tell mine by starting with 40 dudes??”

You, or, Someone You Know!

#112 “The Origins of MAGNETISM (and Stitch)!”

#112 “The Origins of MAGNETISM (and Stitch)!”
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Friendships. Relationships. Any-ships.

ALL SHIPS are given sail by means of an unseen sea
of seemingly majestic ebbs and flows.

It forms the bonds that pull;
it forged from poles that bind.

From the moment Mother Yin and Father Yang first lovingly united in their division, Polarity was born… and with it, a means to feel the invisible connectivity and infinite possibility between us all: Magnetism!

Or, said another way, checkout Creation explained by Stitch to his children (as per Stan’s request in the pod, as Magnetism gets an important shoutout!)

“Infinity Backwards” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZBH5zKTmA

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

 >> “Do you know how to milk cat?!”
>> “You tell your story by beginning with 155 beautiful women, and then you tell mine by starting with 40 dudes??”

You, or, Someone You Know!

#111 “The Blissful Ignorance of Social Lemmings!”

#111 “The Blissful Ignorance of Social Lemmings!”
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High-five for mediocrity! Each confident clasp we reward ourselves with today hauntingly echoes the dreams and memories of our tomorrows. Yet, for now, we triumphantly we march together in the lemming line.

In an age where success is defined by ensuring the social norms remain undisturbed, Stitch and Stan challenge the protocol.

In this episode, discover the single attribute required to break the lemming line and be yourself, the best version you can possibly be!

“The Blissful Ignorance of Social Lemmings!” #111

High-five for mediocrity! Each confident clasp we reward ourselves with today hauntingly echoes the dreams and memories of our tomorrows. Yet, for now, we triumphantly march together in the lemming line.

In an age where success is defined by ensuring the social norms remain undisturbed, Stitch and Stan challenge the protocol!

In this episode, discover the single most important attribute you need to break the lemming line, be yourself, and thusly, the best version of you that you can possibly be!

‘GOTTA HEAR ITS’!

>> “is a lemming a real thing, like an animal?”
>> “i also love that you’re the albert einstein of the toilet seat!”
>> “i know women that skip entire days, or so they say.” — “just women? like it’s such a dirty secret that we sometimes pooh.”
>> “i’d rather use a leaf from the backyard.”
>> “i come with my homeruns, then miss a game or two.”

You, or, Someone You Know!

#109 Hamilton, Vikings, and the Indisputable Evidence of Soul!

#109 Hamilton, Vikings, and the Indisputable Evidence of Soul!
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Behind all of your priorities, decisions, and daily ‘whatevers’, there is one question. A single, often unnerving, unknown — which dictates your daily grind and puppeteers a million other doubts and anxieties.

Amidst life’s innumerous uncertainties is a sole question… the soul question.

If you’re ready, then join Stan and Stitch as they play the part of philosophical Blues Brothers and cover the soul, man!

Bonus Content:
Exploring the Soul of Hamilton,
Rediscovering the Discoverers of America,
Stitch discovers, in horror, that Stan gave him special drink after a fine dining experience that makes you poop without telling him… Beware of DJ Steve!

#108 “The Transformative Exotics of Pull-out Couches, and Music!”

#108 “The Transformative Exotics of Pull-out Couches, and Music!”
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In a new day’s first blink, as your eyelids open with the slow reveal of a broadway curtain, you find yourself emancipated in a beautiful meadow. A scene which can only be described by a feeling, one of butterfly wings kissing your cheeks as they rhythmically waft the smells of endless possibility and honeysuckle dew…
Now, replay that imagery as the Jaws theme is overlaid on top of it!

Beautiful. Manipulative. Impactful. Let’s unpack the Exotics of Music!

Where to begin? How did it start? Is there an end? Does it even matter as long as there is a pattern between?

In this episode you will (a) discover where music first began*, (b) be inspired by the music you can tune into with no tech required*, and (c) decide whether Stan can sell you on a pull-out couch at a friend’s New York apartment being part of a romantic get away.

*source citation: all facts generated by a series of “aha!” moments… join the revolution!

“The Transformative Exotics of Pull-out Couches, and Music!” #108

In a new day’s first blink, as your eyelids open with the slow reveal of a broadway curtain, you find yourself emancipated in a beautiful meadow. A scene which can only be described by a feeling, one of butterfly wings kissing your cheeks as they rhythmically waft the smells of endless possibility and honeysuckle dew…

Now, replay that imagery as the Jaws theme is overlaid on top of it!

Beautiful. Manipulative. Impactful.
Let’s unpack the Exotics of Music!

Where to begin? How did it start? Is there an end? Does it even matter as long as there is a pattern between?

In this episode you will (a) discover where music first began*, (b) be inspired by the music you can tune into with no tech required*, and (c) decide whether Stan can sell you on a pull-out couch at a friend’s New York apartment being part of a romantic get away.

*source citation: all facts generated via a series of “aha!” moments… think for yourself and join the revolution!

The Unenviable Life of Washing Machines, and Materialism

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Materialism is a disease that has infested society since the dawn of time… It is important we work to recognize how it shapes the lives of ourselves and our loved ones.

It is also important to pay homage to your appliances which work ever so hard for you as the unsung heroes behind the scenes in your daily grind.

Have you considered the Unenviable Life of Washing Machines, and Materialism?

If you have, you probably should have done this podcast first…

If not… let’s consider the mystical and magnificent roles that both have in our day to day lives together!

 

 

 

The Mysterious Culture of Canada, Swingers, and FEAR!

Why does the “Star Spangled Banner” play for the winner of the National Anthem Olympics?

How is Canadian wine? What is “the trade”? Where do almonds grow?

…and when a well-dressed creep asks for a raw steak on a cold plate… how does he tip?

Have you experienced the mysteries
of Canada, Swingers, or
Fear?

If not… more mysteries are to come!

If so… no need to relive these questionable memories!  Buuuut, if you must, might as well do so with your friends Stan and Stitch in this episode of Loopholes on Life!

Dreams, Floss, and the Importance of Depeche Mode!

How to master your dreams and learn to lucid dream!

How did a Disney Villain help Stitch lucid dream?

What if we neglected a third of our woken day the way we do a third of our life?

and why are cheap beers, old man shoes, Depeche Mode, Ace of Base, and good dental hygiene relevant…?

Answer all of these questions and win a prize. Learn the rest by listening to todays podcast “Dreams, Floss, and the Importance of Depeche Mode“!!

The Butterfly, the Spider Licker and Addiction

What is addiction?

How do we overcome it?

And what would inspire Stitch to lick a spider?

Join two lifelong friends as they seek answers to these physiological, psychological, and troubling questions, in the inaugural podcast of Stan & Stitch!